End of the Year Funnies

Zack knocks over Peyton's toys:

"Oh ZACK, what did you do did???"

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Grand Dad comes over to watch the Auburn game.  As Grand Dad was settling into his chair he tells Kevin how he moved plants from the yard into the green house all day long.  "I'm pooped" Grand Dad finishes off saying.

Peyton runs up to Kevin and says "Daddy, Daddy, Grand Dad has POOPY!"

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"Sit down with me Mommy.  I am really, really, really hungry.  You are really, really hungry tewwooo (too).  Eat some O yee os (Oreos) with me.

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Peyton hands me a no right turn sign toy.  I told him what the sign meant.  He looked at the toy all confused then asked "Where are all the letters?"

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Peyton and I were taking a bubble bath.  Peyton washes my back.  Then I hear him say  "Mommy, turn around so I can wash your boobies."    Uhhhh, well honey, no thank you.  Let's save that little move for your future wife!  :)

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Kevin has a hat that he bought on our honeymoon in Costa Rica.  Peyton calls it "Daddy's Coco Rica hat".  I guess he is thinking Coconut Beach. 

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Anytime Peyton sees a baby in a walker he tells me that the "Baby is in his car."

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Peyton chases Zack to put a Mickey Mouse necklace around his neck demanding "Zack wear these on!  Wear these on Zack!"  A little while later Zack gives up and finally stays still long enough for Peyton to put it around his neck.  "You like it?"  Peyton's asks as Zack is looking miserably at me.  Sometimes I wish Zack could answer.  I am curious as to what he would say!  HA!

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Kevin and I were joking with each other and I playfully slapped Kevin on his back.  Peyton was facing the refrigerator playing with his letters when I hear him calmly say without even turning "Mommy, don't hit Daddy".  Well after all the times I told you not to hit Zack, you finally got one on me.  Little stinker!

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Peyton was teasing Zack by wrapping some sort of band around his tail.   I hear him giggling at Zack for going around and around in circles.  "Zack, are you break dancing?"  Peyton asks.

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Because our house has three floors, we all sometimes are not on the same level.  So I often call out "Peyton what are you doing?"  Then Peyton answers me with "I'm here. Playing with cars" or whatever the case may be at that time. 

Today as I was wiping the table I hear Peyton call from the first floor "Mommy, what are you doing?"  So I  tell him and he responds with an "okay".  It's kind of nice that he checks on me once in a while.

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I love that Peyton can't pronounce his Ls. 

"Mommy, this is dewishous."

"Wook at that."

"He's waughing"
"Red wight, green wight."
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Talking on his play phone.

"Hello. Yeah. (gibberish here).  Peyton, Mommy, Zack watching Curious George.  Yeah.  Okay.  Bye."